SEARS SUCKS, SEARS SUCKS, SEARS SUCKS, and I decide to stop yelling so much.

I Googled extreme left side lower back pain, persistent cough, and armpit pimple, and discovered that I’m dying and may need to have my spleen removed. Buddy the Wonder Dog must sense this diagnosis, because he’s sprawled belly-up next to me right now pretending to be dead. He’s so good at playing dead that I just checked his breathing. I’m not sure if he’s being all simpatico or just Read More

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