So glad you’re enjoying Spring Break! Bitch.

Dear Everyone I Know:

So you’re in Vail/New York/Key-Fucking-West for Spring Break! How wonderful! For you, I mean. For me, it’s been one long “Feel-Good Movie of the Year!” via never-ending Facebook images of you and your offspring, smiling with your recently whitened teeth, the majestic ocean/mountain/Empire State Building in the background. The scenes evoke in me a very strong emotion, which may or may not be similar to one of the seven Read More

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