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The Pterodactyl announced yesterday that he sweats on the bus ride home from school. And when he sweats, he smells his armpits, and they smell like bacon. He seemed pleasantly surprised.

“What are you feeding him?” asked a Generous Reader.

Well. I feed him whatever he’ll eat, which at the moment happens to be hot dogs. Lots and lots of hot dogs. I would like to buy only organic hot dogs Read More

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